A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier
After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.
After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
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1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy
2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell
2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell
Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom
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Get the Penis cheese mug.The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.
P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.
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Tyrone: I use her as a rape victim to suck my wrinkly dick with blood dripping! And semen.
the 3rd: yeah she had a big dick to suck on it was mine she said it felt very nice
Tyrone: I use her as a rape victim to suck my wrinkly dick with blood dripping! And semen.
the 3rd: yeah she had a big dick to suck on it was mine she said it felt very nice
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