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Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
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Jack

An absolute lad he’s just so stupid and don’t have a clue what he’s on about half of the time and he’s got a ginger mullet bc he’s just so cool
Dave : “did you see jacks new haircut?”
Dave 2 : “yea man he’s so cool 😎”
by Pineapple gyal March 12, 2022
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Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
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Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.
"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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Jack

Jacks are very cool, He is smart, funny, awesome, hot, and doesn't give a crap about what other people say to him. If you know a Jack you are one lucky person to be his girlfriend ! :)
Jack is awesome
by Eat food April 8, 2019
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Jack

Someone that randomly pops into your life and sweeps you off your feet. Finding a Jack is really rare, so keep them close. Jack is loyal, smart, hardworking, funny, and will not just be your significant other, but Jacks are wonderful friends to. Be careful with them, they have feelings too and actually care, so just go ahead and talk it out because they are NOT leaving you behind. He will also change his bad habits for you, because Jack loves and he loves hard. Be patient. It's all worth it. Oh! and Jack is also one sexy man and needs a real woman, so don't mess around. He will put a ring on it!
by Amber Conway November 20, 2025
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