Softee-nut

When you nut before you get a boner.

Dude, she was so hot, i did a softee-nut when i saw her naked

by ScratchyMcBallsack November 3, 2018

No nut November

DON’T..... WELL YA UNDERSTAND

*Does IT in class*
Friend-BRO YOU CAN’T DO THAT ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER

by Jackson prock November 17, 2019

Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.

Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!

by Skankeroni September 17, 2025

Oh fuck nut

When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!

Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her

by BryJ December 17, 2018

No nut November

NNN is a term used along teenagers. It means that during the month "November" you can't masturbate/ejaculate
you can only watch 18+ movies/images/clips etc. But you cannot masturbate. This whole process takes 30 days, if you complete it you will be eligible for DDD. During DDD you can masturbate.

- Bro, it's almost November that means only one thing... No nut november
- Yes man, I know I hope I will survive it
- Hope i survive it too

by sefunight October 29, 2022

Nut Break

Similar the heart break, but you regain the ability to breathe and function immediately after you nut. When you feel sad, just remember this saying....Nut hard, nut fast, nut first, nut last.

I had a serious case of nut-break when the girl I hung out with 5 times stopped called me back. I had to nut before I could go to work just to function. I had a case of nut break, not heart-break.

by roundeyemcgee April 13, 2021

bongo nuts

Testicles that are musical in nature. Usually used to describe a scrotum that makes rhythmic slaps during intercourse

“Did you hook up with Chad last night?”
“Yes girl! But he has a real pair of bongo nuts…”

by Dr. Brain Hanger November 23, 2022