99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

a fat bozo who likes bts

eimee.

you know who you are.

Person 1: a fat bozo who likes bts is talking to right now!

Person 2: Oh I didn't know eimee was here.

by person7263 November 13, 2022

Fat Finger

To finger someone of any size.

I'm going to fat finger my girlfriend later.

by Sarahizabrat March 18, 2023

fat

emily

fat is used to show emily

by Thereallia May 18, 2020

fat mousing

Dragging a file folder into an adjacent folder thus making appear deleted.

I could not find the projects folder because Bob fat moused it into the folder above it. All day he is fat mousing.

by Kay Starry October 11, 2013

fat

finn janes is fat

person 1-“have you heard of finn janes?”

person 2-“oh yah like that really fat kid?”

by niggejrofn February 1, 2020

fat afghan

someone you simply dont like

John: Did u see that new kid in school?

Peter: Yeah, he looks like a pretty fat afghan

by majorSalzig February 14, 2019