When you take one slice of pepperjack cheese and one slice of Colby Jack cheese and put it on a bitch’s tits and walk your cock and balls across her chest
by Sandyclams January 16, 2024
Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!
Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!
Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!
by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 21, 2024
A Cheese Whiz is when a person with a penis puts it in their partner’s asshole but when he cums he slowly pulls out and spreads his Cheese Whiz all over her back in a circle repeatedly.
by LoveEef September 09, 2022
When an uncircumcised man has intercourse with a woman on her period and leaves the mixture of semen, vaginal juices and period blood to curdle/ferment inside his foreskin for several days. Once the mixture has sufficiently curdled she licks the delicacy off during oral sex.
We had sex while she had her period so I didn’t wash my penis for 3 days and gave her a “chilli cheese dog”.
by CT-85 May 10, 2021
Someone who doesn't take rejection well & continues to make advances after being told no; a "nice guy";
I went on a date with John and when I told him I wasn't interested in going on a 2nd date, he texted me every day for a MONTH to see if we could reschedule. TOTAL Cheese Goblin.
by kool2bkind August 25, 2023
A suspicious type of cheese. Also Thermonuclear-active, Nuclear-Active, Radio-Active and xX_GameSlayer_Xx Inactive.
ඞ: amogus
ඞ 2: Thermonuclear Cheese
ඞ: im leaving you.
ඞ 2: That's kinda sus ngl
ඞ: I will be with Joe
ඞ 2: Who's Joe
ඞ: iFucked Joe mama
ඞ 2: Thermonuclear Cheese
ඞ: im leaving you.
ඞ 2: That's kinda sus ngl
ඞ: I will be with Joe
ඞ 2: Who's Joe
ඞ: iFucked Joe mama
by ඞ 2 June 08, 2021
a term used when someone INSISTS they wont fall asleep (so much so that they act like an asshole),then falls asleep less that 5 minutes later.
bruh michael said he wouldnt fall asleep during Barbie And The Diamond Castle but 3 minutes in he was cleeperoni and cheese
by niftypeach April 24, 2021