Greg Oden Syndrome

Somebody who looks way older then what they really are

Steve: "Christina looks 38 years old"
John: "Dude, shes 19 years old"
Steve: "What the fuck! Does she have Greg Oden Syndrome?"
John: "Yea"

by Bananasplit1075 March 12, 2011

Fortnite Down Syndrome

A person who cannot get off fortnite. If they do they will crave it until they get back on. Some call it Fortnite down syndrome, others call it being 9 years old. What ever It is I have it.

Bro my little brother wont get off fortnite!
Yeah I saw, I think he has Fortnite down syndrome!

by WiiSports April 26, 2020

squat to pee syndrome

A diesease that every man gets in his life when his penis stops working for about 2 weeks and he is forced to sit down when he pees because it comes out of his ass

Man 1: Awww dude these past 2 weeks have sucked i got squat to pee syndrome.

Man 2: Dude that fuckin blows i just finished that about a month ago.

by Jaquan Jackson July 8, 2011

Lindsey Lohan Syndrome

A person that feels they are above the law or above any situation, in any thing they do. It also goes by Lohan Syndrome, or Lindsey Syndrome. IF or When caught, They are known to give any ignorant excuse to blame what ever on some one else to justify who what when and where, making them look like the poor innocent victim.

Please your Honor, I have a serious case of Lindsey Lohan Syndrome. Someone stole my passport, and then deliberately poured alcohol on my monitor and got me drunk, and forced me to take drugs, JUST to get me in trouble, because they hate me.

by Calling it like it is June 16, 2010

Screw and forget syndrome

Medical condition in which every time you are done screwing someone, you feel like staying away from that other person, as far as you can.
It takes no distinction among lovers, from fuck buddies to half-century marriages.

Because of my screw and forget syndrome, I told my wife after I banged her to go sleep on a motel.

by texaro February 16, 2009

Budding Penis Syndrome

When you start sprouting penises from various areas on your body, until you die.

"Why do you have a penis growing out of your face?"

"I have 'Budding Penis Syndrome', i only have 10 mmonths to live. Its a slow process."

by ssobecuaseht November 26, 2011

White-black syndrome

When a white person attemptes to be cool and tries to act like a black person or try to act "ghetto". It is the sane thing vice versa. Black-white syndrome would be a black peron acting white.

Justin Bieber was a person with white-black syndrome.

by DMarshall17 March 13, 2015