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New Hoe Influx

The secondary nhi you get after your national insurance number, this nhi is usually present in Valentine’s Day or summer holidays

(when all of the “boujie” girls come out of their shells)
Yo bro I just got my nhi”
National insuranc-”
“No my new hoe influx”
by Symbtch February 14, 2022
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new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school
by eudamme October 23, 2013
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the state of new york

The State of New York is a state in The United States of America, on the east coast not the west. North of Pennsylvania and south of Ontario, Canada.
Guy 1: Hey you wanna go to the state of New York?
Guy 2: Yeah sure
by mr man the science man April 22, 2023
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times new roman

people who use this font are basic and suck\
"i dohnt no how two spewll"
-person who uses times new roman
by timesnewroman user February 10, 2021
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new jazz

A subgenre of trap and pluggnb known for using weird synths that sound somewhat funky and jazzy, as well as wonkier 808s, more experimental melodies, and more "natural" sounding drums. Not to be confused with Nu Jazz, which is an entirely different genre.
"I'm listening to some New Jazz"
"What, like Flying Lotus?"
"No, sorry I know this genre name is stupid"
by Faulty F. October 24, 2023
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new polynomers

the worst and also a dry server
person 1: hey have you seen new polynomers?
me: im banned for basically not reading the rules and the place is that dry
by guyforsomereason August 29, 2025
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New Word

A new word is being added at this moment by Carlie Jensen Rocherty.
by Starscale May 6, 2021
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