penis

A word that some random dude shouts in the middle of class and it makes everyone in the room laugh.

Dude: *shouting* PENIS!
The whole class: *laughs*

by BruhMad333 August 5, 2021

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil

So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.

Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Kais penis

The hairless half inch that will make you cry

Tate: Kais penis gave me a mouldy anus

by ERik AShton May 2, 2019

Penis

Something that is small.

Wait a minute. They are all small, right? It’s not just mine is it?

Me: *reveals penis*
Girl (shocked): “That’s hella small. Lol.”

by DefinitionsDude October 15, 2021

penis balls in my vagina

when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.

guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”

by p3nIs balls May 16, 2021

Penis Silk

Pre-cum

She loved milking his schlong for his penis silk.

by Derker Derr February 17, 2023

Detachable Penis

the best song ever made

"Detachable Penis"

by hibiji July 27, 2025