shit picker

either a bin man, or some school children who pick up general crap off the floor

aah! that shit picker tried to pick me up

by hic-up December 12, 2003

Shit Cunt

Rachel's everywhere

Jess: "Damn that rachel arthur is a shit cunt"

by Jessthegreat May 20, 2016

Red Shit

Alcoholic Beverage, Red in colour. Of strong consistency, usually very cheap. Any drink of this description can not be used by it's actual name, purely "Red Shit".

I'm of to the bottle store, what do you want me to grab?
Red Shit.
Sack or Bottle?

by odope October 20, 2010

shit tip

When a couple are having anal sex and the guy pulls his dick out of his girlfriends ass and there is a little pile of shit on the tip of his dick

Dammit Jane, You gave me a shit tip

by swept33 August 21, 2009

shit tent

When you sit on the toilet taking a shit and you pull you shirt over your knees and the collar up over your nose and mouth and inhale your own stink. Similar to the easy bake dutch oven, but you do it on purpose.

"I was on the toilet last night and my knees got cold so I had to sit in the shit tent.

by Steve Channell January 18, 2007

shit stain

the dude that adds in the lamest shit at the end of a conversation and all you can do is call him a shit stain

nigga you are a nigga my nigga fo sho nigga

the guy that said that is a shit stain

by sam adams blood January 9, 2009

Abandon Shit!

The act of a person using their underwear as toilet paper to wipe their ass, than abandoning said underwear in the trashcan. This generally occurs on the realization, post dump at a public facility, that there is no Toilet Paper, or Paper Towels in the restroom.

Note: This can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarrassment.

Little Billy: Mom! I need some new underwear!

Mom: Well where did the new ones I just bought you go?!?

Little Billy: The janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! I had to Abandon Shit!

by Lazerius March 2, 2014