Jumbles My Tower

When someone or something is really frustrating and/or distressing you, it means that your tower is being, or as been, jumbled.

Similar to Rustle My Jimmies

That asshole at work really jumbles my tower

I'm getting so fucking jumbled right now

You're really jumbling my tower

My jimmies are jumbled

by analprolapser3600 February 21, 2018

rats in my pants

An exclamation said when something goes wrong.

Lydia: We ran out of whales.
Valerie: Rats in my pants!

by FireTurd February 19, 2017

teriyaki my shrimp

When someone's partner covers their dick with teriyaki sauce to use as lube

In Japan I let my girl teriyaki my shrimp and it was really sticky

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

butter my baguette

When someone's partner covers their dick in butter to use as lube

In France my girl wanted to butter my baguette. I was a little nervous but I let her do it anyway

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

Sriracha my Enchilada

The act of wrapping someone's dick in a tortilla, then pouring sriracha sauce on the "enchilada". Most people take a little bite. Can only be done in Mexico.

Ellie gave me a sriracha my enchilada last night, but I had a reaction because I'm allergic to gluten.

by Maplemybacon February 27, 2017

Respect my authority

one of Eric Cartman´s many catch phrases in the show of South Park. the phrase is used to enforce a sentence that is used to tell someone to do so something

–He does never listen.

–Once I kick him in the nuts he will respect my authority, just go to him.

–no way dude.

–Respect my authority!

by Stanley March March 7, 2017

My name is chez

I gay nerd who sucked dick

My name is chez and i suck dick

by Goku is cool March 9, 2017