Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”

by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025

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Beat like a cheap rug

Token from the 98 Stretch and Bobbito freestyle by Big L. Mean to beat someone up as if they were a old cheap dusty rug.

Yeah nigga he got beat like a cheap rug dawg.

by 187NookLV February 9, 2021

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like buddha

Milwaukee slang for the best or extremely well.
Synonym for very.

Dude Conrad is writing like Buddha over there.

Foamy: These are crazy times, Mr. Hatter. Crazy like buddha!

by TOM M M October 25, 2005

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Not Like Us

When someone says that something or someone is “Not Like Us”, they are calling them a pedophile.

Drake is Not Like Us.

by tytech038 December 8, 2024

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I feel like Naruto, I feel like hey

a very bad song made in 2021. Do not listen to it or you will very likely die. Please jump of a bridge if you enjoy this song.

Your mom: howdy, have you heard the new song I feel like Naruto, I feel like hey ?

My mom: YES LMAO it's so bad. I f*cked your dad right after hearing that shit

by I hate p3nis November 22, 2021

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