Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

alien passport hole

Creating hell is easy if you are a Ratan. Act sing dance and everybody will love you, like it or not. Ratans can bend your emotions with the new rat-wand 69 thousand! Cry, laugh, scream and your poop will be a dream!

The Ratans of Atan and the rest, emptied their purse-groins to find their alien passport hole.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

Jammer 5 hole

Lacrosse slang turned life philosophy. When you’ve got no clue what the move is so you go with a classic fallback or default option. Originating from the term "when in doubt shoot it five hole".

an example of a jammer 5 hole: It was 2am and I hit her with a " u up?" text Or using the same stupid pick-up line on hinge over and over.

by jammer5hole November 11, 2025

The square hole

Oh my God wow. Jesus Christ honey relax.

Hym "We're not going to just use the square hole Jesus fucking Christ it's OK. Is she hanging in there? Well now I fucking feel bad holy shit I mean I am clearly disgruntled and doing a thing here. Just calm down. Everything is going to be fine."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Supermassive bum hole

It's just a supermassive bum hole.

We are going to a lecture all about supermassive bum holes

by Sigmatherobot November 14, 2025

Katie’s frozen pizza hole

To accomplish this delicacy one must crack open a ultra scream yeah pour over the katies hole outside on a cold winter day then take a piece of pizza and smear it on the hole and enjoy

John was excited for the first frost that cold Michigan night because Kate was coming over and he was having Katie’s frozen pizza hole

by Pizza bub November 20, 2025

No Solo Hole-O

Slang for a man with such a small penis, he needs to use sex toys and/or invite his friends to simultaneously penetrate his girlfriend.

I couldn't believe Matt begged me to fuck his smoking hot girlfriend the other night, but then I saw what a No Solo Hole-O he is. And right before I came, she leaned in and told me she would meet me at my house in an hour.

by Timberlund December 10, 2025