My best friend bobby

Bobby (a fake name for my bsf) is funny, annoying, wierd, great, and likes to complain! Yw bestie! She enjoys hanging out with her bf, complaining to me, eating fried pickles or chips and salsa, and listening to one direction

“My head hurts” said my best friend bobby

by Bobby’s bestie charles October 19, 2021

Flamingo friend

Someone you hook up with specifically for wild, no-shame group sex. The person you meet up with when the plan is to strip down, mix in with the whole flock, and enjoy everyone’s bodies together. A partner-in-dirtiness you trust to show up ready to play, share, swap, and stay tangled with whoever joins in.

She knows she’s my flamingo friend because the moment the whole room starts heating up, we’re already finding each other and pulling new bodies into the mix.

by Bobs67 November 19, 2025

Snuggle Your Anti-Furry Friends Day

On May 28th, you just try and hug, snuggle, or kiss all your guy friends, and most importantly... Your Anti-furry friends.

Most boys kissed becomes King Boykisser for the year

"D-DUDE-! GET OFFA ME THATS GAY-"
"But it's Snuggle Your Anti-Furry Friends Day~..."
"Shut up... your a furry..."
"Anddd...? You're an anti..?"

by Meeko Clockwell November 27, 2024

my enemy's enemy is my friend

a phrase (used in The United States foreign policy since the end of The Spanish-American War/Roosevelt Corollary) meaning :

as long as I (or my country) have a common enemy with a given person (or other country) I will take the risk that this friend (or allied country) of mine might later betray me.

Jason: James my man, I am doing a polit sci paper for school and am not sure what would be an appropriate epitome of the phrase my enemy's enemy is my friend.

James: The perfect epitome of this phrase would be Afghanistan. The United States and Afghanistan collaborated against The Soviet Union in 1979-1986 and then Afghanistan betrays The United States by fostering Al Quaeda.

by Sexydimma January 9, 2013

backseat friend

The one that is always just there, they get invited but they are more of an extra in the background or… in the backseat. Mutually known but gets left out, doesn’t really know why they tag along.

There is a duo in this trio, why am I even here I am just the backseat friend.

I like hanging out with them, they keep each other entertained and I just get to stare at a tree or something, the backseat friend :)

by Batman055 February 3, 2025

friend famine

Friend Famine is a widespread scarcity of real true friends caused by several factors, including them being users time-wasters, I freeloaders,

backstabber frenemy fake friends that leave you to rot while having made their own amusement without you not needing your money a ride in your car somewhere to stay..

It's funny, now it's the weekend I'm broke, have no money, wages car place to stay no one will talk to me, I'm getting g proper ghosted again I'm in proper friend famine this weekend again.

by Jamie Cheese son of the uni December 21, 2024

a pig friend

A pig friend is that friend who eats all your food but ensures you food for your life. A friend that is there for you any time and helps you with all your shits. That one friend that lives you the most.

Friend1-"Sara is a pig friend but I love her"
Friend2-"Yeah she is but she loves us very very much"

by Saratulooo December 22, 2019