When a friend shoving a Cheese stick far up another friends ass as a form of punishment (platonically)
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Person 1: Hey want some cheese?
Person 2: Is it lactose intolerant?
Person 1: Are you fucking dumb- it comes from a cows tit.
Person 2: Can i get it from a human tit too?
Person 1: *walks away and gets a gun
Person 1: *shoots person two cutely*
Person 2: 💀
The Queen: 💀
Random Chair: 🪑
Your Mum: 🥵
Person 2: Is it lactose intolerant?
Person 1: Are you fucking dumb- it comes from a cows tit.
Person 2: Can i get it from a human tit too?
Person 1: *walks away and gets a gun
Person 1: *shoots person two cutely*
Person 2: 💀
The Queen: 💀
Random Chair: 🪑
Your Mum: 🥵
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I had such a work out, when I go to the bathroom later it’s going to be a Bakersfield grilled cheese!
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Person 1: "Yeah man, that was a good game!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"
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