TIME MACHINE

REGRET

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?

by Ezra 33 February 12, 2023

Cunt Times

Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.

It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.

by Mick E P August 11, 2021

Balloon Time

Helium tank with balloons in it

Balloon Time is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022

Sailor time?

When you ask someone such as your friend if it is ok to curse at that time

Lauren: UGH!!! Sailor time?
Samantha: yup
Lauren: &$?@/?6?7!062)!!

by I-don't-like-pie November 19, 2016

Most of the times

Almost every time or almost always.

Up through 9-years-old, most of the times I wore my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies due to I couldn't pull down my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies.

by FrroRdn June 21, 2024

Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

Melt into the bleeding time

Disappear completely, dissolve into nothing.

It was time to leave the party, to melt into the bleeding time.

by FullDip October 10, 2023