Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”

Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.

by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017

ur granpappy got slappy

worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.

Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*

by alien_god May 11, 2018

that chicken slaps

That perfect mother fucken chicken.

Keaton- “Put some damn chicken in the oven. Whoops wrong chat”

Gay baseball kids- “lol”

Keaton 5 min later- “Damn that chicken slaps.”

by Chicken slaps May 16, 2018

Carrot Cake Slaps

The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake

“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”

by Zwaps December 10, 2018

Cold turkey fat slapper

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.

OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020

That shit slaps!

That's awesome!

That mac n cheese is delicious. That shit slaps!

by Lauren that girl 135 July 17, 2020

two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused

I heard two meat slapping against each other!

by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021