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by Adumbonys November 22, 2025

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.

I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024

Penis Power

The umbrella term for the energy exuded from one individual, relative to penis size. Ex: Small dick energy, average dick energy, and the apogee of all penile expulsion of power- big dick energy.

This man is humble, and his penis power is hard to pin point, but I'd have to say he's close to having average dick energy.

by CraigCheddah74542 November 18, 2019

Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.

You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.

by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019

Dangling labia penis

When a girl looks like she has a penis

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome

by Daddy1234466 August 3, 2019

Schrodinger's Penis

The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."

"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."

-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."

by 0theFool July 27, 2021

penis

The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.

Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!

Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!

by shmoodaism June 6, 2022