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Cheese

Cheese is a loaf of milk. Don't ever feed it to vegans. If you eat blue cheese what on earth is going on inside your head to make you do that!?
Oh look, cheese. I'd love to feed that to my vegan dinner lady.
by Lettuceandtomatoesarepeng November 16, 2019
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Cheese pizza

Short for when a man slices his penis into two and makes a meal
by Therealscientist November 12, 2023
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estonian cheese

When host throws you out of his house because you ate something from their fridge
by anVlad11 November 21, 2018
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Cheese balls

The taste of LONDYNS COOCH
by Unknown man 9085689 May 11, 2022
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Dick cheese

A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)
I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore
by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022
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cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis
steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”
by maddiesex January 23, 2023
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tim cheese

- Damn did you hear about the murder on John Pork? + Yes, he was just found dead, I bet tim cheese is behind all of this.
by cheezking April 3, 2025
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