calm the fuck you

when you have a stroke

When you're having a stroke and say, "calm the fuck you" instead of down.

by ADarkTeddyBear December 13, 2018

You wit the shits

Being down to hook up and explore the other persons body and interest without having to talk much or prolong the process. In other words DTF or suck!

“Is you wit the shits?”

“Yea I’m down”

by Godfather Young January 28, 2020

You and your hemorrhoids

A derogative term to address the party to which you speak. It implies that the subject- that is, your fellow converser- is suffering from a nasty medical condition. For multiple, see you and your sluts

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my face before I ream your ass!

by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

Would You Rather

A game where the the players must choose between two difficult options, and explain their reasoning for why they chose their option.

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games?

by JoshiePoo69420 November 26, 2021

get you right

be up in your guts all night long

“I could get you right, when are you free?”

by jittabug01 January 15, 2020

You got me there

The phrase she say when you just get fucking roasted but don’t want to admit it.

Jake:Ben, you look like a fire hose
Ben: you got me there

by Bruh🔥 April 22, 2019

a hearty "fuck you"

A nasty remark given when people are all up in your business.

I give a hearty "fuck you" to those people who were so much in my grill when they needed not be.

by James Reitz November 13, 2005