let me hold somethin

Another way for asking for money.

Boochie : Aye boi, let me hold somethin?
Fred: Mayne, I aint go nuthin for you.

by Marie000 September 20, 2006

Miss me with that gay shit

What you say when mother fuckers saying shit that getting gay as he'll and you ain't tryna be gay an shit

Ryan: did you watch that episode of my little pony last night it was lit

Johnny: What the fuck dude miss me with that gay shit mother fucker

by Mismewitdatgayshit987 October 30, 2016

Smoked me out

When your husband farts under the covers and it wakes you up.

Last night David smoked me out.

by Therealdavid June 13, 2018

Jacob told me to say it

A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.

"Dude, that joke sucked!"
"Yeah, Jacob told me to say it."

by nigerius September 17, 2006

Fite me irl fgt

Fight me in real life faggot

Often used in online video games and social media sites in a tongue-in-cheek way.

Player 1: I fuked ur mum last night
Player 2: U wot m8?
Player 2: fite me irl fgt

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX July 4, 2017

Spank Me Harder Daddy

Daddy ( ur sexual lover) will spank you because you have been a naughty girl recently.

Grill: Oh daddy I'm so sorry that I couldn't keep it going longer.
Daddy:You deserve a spanking young girl.
(Slap, Slap)
Grill: Oh yes, spank me harder daddy.

by IceWallowCome6969696969 January 31, 2019

Fuck me harder daddy

a word a woman will shout during sexual intercourse or sex when she wants her lover to go harder

I moaned as he fucked me hard then i shouted. "fuck me harder daddy" When i got close to my orgasm

by JaredIsLovely December 28, 2017