When suburb families over compensate for their fake Christmas tree by filling their front yard with over priced and gaudy Christmas decorations. Sufferers are often loathed by neighbors but seem to be very proud of themselves.
Vandals destroyed Christmas themed lawn decorations in a St. Louis suburb today. Estimates range from $900-$1050 from one address alone. Victim assumed to be over compensating for having a fake tree by filling their front yard with over priced, gaudy Christmas crap. A practice commonly known as Fake Tree Syndrome.
by Dwight Shrute December 10, 2008
Get the fake tree syndrome mug.A medical condition in females carried from birth, causing them to have rediculously large back sides. The most serious cases involve women with mixed genders developing a "Booty Face". That is- a face that looks like a booty. Scientists believe it to be stimulated from an enormous amount of booty cells that run through their juicy hot dog veins. Many people, though, believe it to be a result of being too voluptuously delicious.
"Damn... Oh DAMN! Dametrea sho do got some meat on dat ass. Damn. I'd tap that. How bout you mayyyne??"
"Man eff you mayyyne! You know she's got dat "Booty Cell Syndrome". And dats my motha you talkin bout, FOOL!"
"Man eff you mayyyne! You know she's got dat "Booty Cell Syndrome". And dats my motha you talkin bout, FOOL!"
by yessmaam March 16, 2010
Get the Booty Cell Syndrome mug.A syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every Sunday morning. The condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the Saturday night before... Usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using IM desperately seeking a female to cyber with.
haha just because you got twitchy wink syndrome doesn't mean Im gonna get my tits out on cam for you!
by Granny Weatherwax September 24, 2005
Get the twitchy wink syndrome mug.Brad: "Why does Ken look like he's about to collapse?"
Trevor: "Judging by the lunch we just ate, it is my determination that Ken is suffering from Double Down Syndrome."
Trevor: "Judging by the lunch we just ate, it is my determination that Ken is suffering from Double Down Syndrome."
by Lamb Lamb April 21, 2010
Get the Double Down Syndrome mug.A psychological impulse in which you start seeing another person before ending things with your current partner. Not cheating necessarily, the Hermit Crab Syndrome reflects the ways of the Hermit Crab, who starts moving into a new shell before leaving the old shell.
I have Hermit Crab Syndrome Guys!!! its a real thing where im always looking for something better without the risk of being alone.
by steakandshake November 5, 2011
Get the Hermit Crab Syndrome mug.by Frannie U January 11, 2009
Get the pre-manstrual syndrome mug.When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.
The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!
by Jtentoo13 July 24, 2010
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