Hoover middle school

A shitty school with shitty people

hoover middle school has hoes that think there cool

by Hoovermiddleschoolsucks August 4, 2017

Chanute High School

Students are too embarassed to admit they graduated school, prefer to say they graduated from "a school in Kansas" (that's any better...?). Natives include meth heads and...more meth heads. Claims to fame include 2nd Least Exciting Place in the World (only behind Chanute the city) and the greatest known drug-to-human ratio in known history, believed to be in the hundreds, if not thousands. The school mascot is the Comet, not, as one one would think, the Wheat Farmers. Notable alumni include Bret Dyke, esteemed chess master and movie aficionado, and literally no one else.

Student 1 = Yeah, my roommate went to Chanute High School.

Student 2 = Poor kid...is he studying Crop Engineering or Methematics?

by BD69 October 20, 2011

School-yard bitch

A person who is severly defeated in competition that is left to be heckled like a child for their lack of skills.

I worked Hicks on Madden '07 like a school-yard bitch. I hung 60 points on him.

by Roger Romero February 19, 2007

Riverside High School

An average public high school in Painesville Township, Ohio. Home of the Riverside Beavers. Known in Lake County for being the only high school to have five grades of students. (8th-12th.)

Recently sued by Oregon State for theft of their sports team logo.

All speak of "gangs" should be considered ridiculous banter as the so-called gangs are groups of poker playing 8th graders. Predecessors to which had names such as (In all seriousness.) "Ice Pick" and "Fire Shovel."

Person A: What school had a basketball player, with big ears, shove a Tang bottle into another guys ass? I think his name was Ricky...

Person B: Riverside High School...

by Dias Crimson August 29, 2008

Canyon High School

Canyon is a high school in Anaheim Hills, California. It is said that 70% of canyon high school students are currently using some kind of drug. To make things even whorse, this school is very near the school that Rebecca Black went to, El Rancho Charter School. Canyon High is often called the "Pharmacy" as it is a host to a large drug market. Canyon's rival school, Villa Park High School, is a mix of illegal mexicans with no money and rich white people who don't give a fuck about them. The staff at Canyon sucks. The Canyon High School football team is terrible; in fact, the Comanches celebrated a loss to Villa Park High School 63-0. Just check the vphs website for the score if you don't belive me.

VP student: "The Canyon High School football team sucks so much that we beat them 63 to 0.

Canyon student: "yeaaaaaaaaaaaa... woohoooooooo... go Comanches!!!!!!! good job!!!!! way to go!!!!!!!! best game of the season!!!!!!!!! ... etc."

by aproudcanyonhighschoolstudent August 3, 2012

After School Special

The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.

Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"

by J.Tugs July 9, 2011

Family Foundation School

A school made for at risk teens that abuses children. The so called methods of teaching involve cruel and unusual punishments.

Many who go to the Family Foundation School leave emotionally scared and unable to deal with the real world.

by Yelksky Borow December 15, 2008