your not my mom

You cant tell me what to do

Teacher: Colby Sit down
Colby: NO YOUR NOT MY MOM

by RandomGirl221 November 7, 2017

thats not my child

Not the parent of an infant/infants

Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.

by peace be still November 13, 2017

come to my window

Lesbian pickup line. Can be used by other couples as well, but it originates from a Melissa Etheridge song.

Come to my window, I'll be home soon.

by Gus T Wind November 20, 2017

my cats are meowing

Like when your 'dogs are barking' but, rather than sore feet, another structure of the anatomical leg is sore.

I worked out my quads yesterday and my cats are meowing today.

by Justy-clit November 20, 2017

hoeing my shit

When someone is messing with you or playing with you and or stalling on you.

Oh my gosh daniel wont take me out on a date he is “hoeing my shit”.

by Cherriosman November 24, 2017

do my taxes

A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.

"Hey baby, will you do my taxes?"

by Dee's_Kitten November 27, 2017

loosing my shit

When one reaches a point of unexplainable frustration.

Jeanette called out for a shift she agreed to work.

"I'm loosing my shit with finding coverage!"

by Samantha Werewolf Brown November 30, 2017