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Pioneer High School

Pretty normal school, the class of 2022 is utterly insane. At the beginning of 2019 the total amount of enrolled students was 2017, the suggested maximum amount of students is 1800, ya, that’s big. We got 3 floors and the school is around half a mile long on the first floor, the second and third are not so big. The school is divided up by letter. A-athletics at the front of the school. B-band, orchestra, music, etc also at the front. C1-C2-C3- all Academic classrooms the number corresponds with the floor. D1-D2- still academic but more for the learning disabled or special needs. E-this is where the art and engineering classrooms are like engine repair is. But if we are talking about the people, as of today April 30th 2019, 3 fights have occurred in the last 4 days (all females funnily enough.) but over all a ok school. Oh let’s not forget, around 3-4 years ago a biology teacher got busted for meeting a 15 year old to fuck. (Sting operation got his ass) #freegerold was a thing for a little while. Damn that was bad
Damn the pioneer high school football team just beat Huron high again for the 41st time in a row, Huron sucks.
by poppy-seed-eugene April 30, 2019
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Tunstall High School

Oh sweet Tunstall High School better known as the stuck up white kids. All the kids here walk around with there heads held high. This is one of the most annoying schools in Pittsylvania county . Their football team sucks and baseball. All around they suck. If your dad does not have money go ahead and pack your bags because you dont belong. But always remember you will 99% end up in your hometown anyway so.
"I go to Tunstall High School that's why I'm stuck up"
" I live off my daddy's money and that's why I was sent to Tunstall High School"
by Danriverrules01 May 6, 2019
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Caribou High School

A school situated in the vast potato lands of northern Maine, said to have been put there by god for souls who are fated to roam purgatory. The school has 2.3 stars on google maps whereas Houlton high school has a solid 3.3. The school is home to the Future Farmers Of America which is the only future most students get. The school stinks of weed and cigarettes, letting people know to avoid it within 5 miles. The school is notorious in it's state of the art Juul rooms and dip compost bins spread throughout the school. The school takes pride in being 38th on SAT scoring, being 7 places under Houlton high school. The school also won their first State Championship recently, which has most of the school with their heads so far up their ass end, they can see their empty head, which is fitting for their mascot the Vikings.
Caribou High School Student: Hey how are you doing?
Houlton High School student 2: ...Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Person 3: Must be from Caribou High School.
by HoultonBoiz April 4, 2019
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Valencia High School

A school located in Placentia CA, it’s full of wannabe gangsters and ghetto people. Full of Mexicans, whites, Asians, and other ethnicity’s. Home to plenty of potheads. You’re only popular here if you’re good looking. Their football team sucks but they still treat them like gods. Students spend most of their time juuling in the bathroom or starting drama. There is never a time where there is not a fight during, before, or after a football game. The majority of the girls here have a thing with almost every guy on the football team and are always trying to start drama. They guys here are ugly as fuck and think they can pull any girl, they’re also really immature and horny.
John: What school do you go to?

Jack: Valencia High School?
John: Wow that is so ghetto
by crackheadtingz September 15, 2019
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Elkhorn High School

Elkhorn High School, a place full of mentally disabled white kids that had their dads leave them at age 4, and now they think they are ghetto. It’s full of a bunch of kids that fight other kids to make them selves feel better about them selves, girls that took spray tans wayyy too far, and an administration that is looking to fuck ur life up at every chance it can take. Our football teams sucks, our kids suck, and our grades suck even worse. So come on down to elkhorn high, where kids will say they are gonna fight you, then they don’t pull up, and call YOU the pussy.
Oh you go to Elkhorn High School? That’s cool, I don’t cuz I’m not white trash (Dab)
by BigSausageWhiteBoy October 15, 2019
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sunset high school

quite possibly the most toxic school in the beaverton school district! Majority are white and asian and it’s really not diverse. The PTO consists of rich white moms probably naked Karen. Most kids here are rich and already own a tesla as a teenager. their rivals are Westview high school and southridge high school. We have the worst mascot, Apollo’s.We also super basic and have the worst assemblies! so please! save us!
mom what’s the worst high school?
Honey it’s sunset high school!
by poopybutt! January 16, 2020
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Agoura High School

A Highschool in Agoura Hills, CA. Attending this place is a punishment. Once you have dodged the insane soccer moms in their vans that are larger than their asses, you must sit in multiple overcrowded classrooms over the course of 7 hours. All while SJW teachers talk their theories at you on why white people are bad. When you've survived that, you will be lucky to find your bike still chained up. Because there is a 60% chance that it will be stolen by one of the many wannabe thugs that plague the school and the surrounding neighborhood. HAVE FUN!
"Agoura High school is gonna be the greatest time of your life!" - Literally all of the middle school teachers in the area.

NEWSFLASH: it's not
by plus-size albert November 20, 2020
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