Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.

John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"

by DominicCummins May 25, 2020

Cum dumpster

Someone who gets with everyone and let’s them cum in either hole everytime .

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Cum worker

A person who's job involves the selling, exchanging, disposal, experimenting, staking, or prepping one's own cum to a bank, p2p client, laboratory, or any other institution who is interested in purchasing genetic materials dispite if or if not the seller's cum specimen is sterilized or fertile.

Similar to how a sex worker sells their body, a cum worker's selling of their products is a pure transactional non romantic job.

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Cum Bucket

A restaurant that nobody goes to but a prick who always fails to steal the secret formula.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.

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by gregben August 22, 2022

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Cum Bean

A little cutie that may (or may not) make you ejaculate.

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by Oklahoma20 December 20, 2021