self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...

...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!

by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006

I am a walmart bag.

Read the title.

I am a walmart bag.

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

Fruit Snack in a Sleeping bag

The act of setting a fruit snack (preferably cherry) on the tip of an uncircumcised penis and then pulling the extra skin over to keep it snug

Hey jordan, you ever tried a fruit snack in a Sleeping bag?

by Wiggywiggywack May 26, 2017

tripple bagging market closer

when a new hire fails to identify fictitious financial terminology used around the office thereby making him/her look completely ridiculous. One byproduct of this failure to identify sarcasm may be the result of occupying a tiny unit under the pants.

"You see that tripple bagging market closer in the DOW yesterday?"

or

"That tripple bagger close had more balls than the f*cking Celtics locker room"

by Shankster69 September 17, 2012

New Jersey Tea Bag

When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.

She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.

by Peter Gryffindor December 20, 2016

ho bag slut fuck

An illiterate, stupid, and annoying friend or sibling.

A ho bag slut fuck is when someone looks at you for a response after saying something dumb

by Classic booh 2399 April 15, 2020

dumber than a bag of hammers

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."

by rammymolnar May 14, 2020