mom

“mom😏”-sangwoo
by oyaoyaoya October 16, 2020
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Mom

The only person who has more control over a man than their wife
Wife "Can you please get a job"
Man "Get off my back"

Mom "Can you please get a job"
Man *frantically searches for a job*
by Urban Is Amazing December 05, 2021
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Decides on your future
Mom: you cant pregnant that baby will ruin your life

daughter: I'm. Not get abortion
Dad listen to your mother he screams from the other room
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harry styles is a mom.
by lovehalo January 31, 2021
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The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.
Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.
by We_all_like_mans November 04, 2019
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When someone is so hot, attractive and funny
He’s so mom! Omg mom asf. That man is mom.
by Sexybek September 29, 2022
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Define 1: Some one who abuses you for your whole life until you have panic attacks daily ptsd and anxiety attacks

Define 2: a Demond that lives in your house

Define 3: fathers no no toy
Guy 1: do you have one of those new things called moms
Guy 2: yes I think I’m going to return mine
by That one kid I the corner December 02, 2019
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