Pulling a Jack Bauer

Dying and coming back to life, or pretending to die and coming back to life as Jack Bauer from 24 has done twice

-So James have you read Romeo and Juliet yet?
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer

Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer

by Ana M. November 7, 2007

Pulling a John Tucker

A term from the movie John Tucker Must Die.
Is when a guy says that he's whipped and gives a female his watch or personal belonging.

Susan: Hey Sara, Mike just told me he was completly whipped n look he gave me his hoodie

Sara: Dude, Mike is totally pulling a John Tucker on u.

by Unique1234 March 14, 2009

Pull Out God

A man who always knows the best moment to pull out. In other words, he knows exactly when to pull his penis out of a girls vagina while having sex with her in order to prevent sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancies.

Girl: " that man is The Pull Out God." I had sex with him last night and he pulled out at the best moment possible.

by Imaboss060 November 8, 2013

pulling a Charlie gordon

a reference from a fictional story called "flowers for Algernon"

this is not an inside joke

oh dude he is pulling a Charlie Gordon

by abbreviation guy March 17, 2011

Pulling a Meghan McCain

Indicating ignorance on a subject to be somehow legitimate because "I wasn't born yet."

As when confronted by Paul Begala, on HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher, with the fact that Ronald Reagan blamed his problems on Jimmy Carter for many years, Meghan McCain responded, "I wasn't born yet, so I wouldn't know."

To which Begala replied, "I wasn't born during the French Revolution but I know about it!"

I asked my friend Daniel, "Who's bigger, Michael Jackson or Elvis Presley?"

Daniel: "Who's Elvis Presley?"

Me: "The King of Rock and Roll? Hello? '50s, 60s, 70s?"

Daniel: "How should I know? I wasn't even born then!"

Me: "Dude. Are you seriously pulling a Meghan McCain?"

by TheRealZamboni July 13, 2009

Pulled a Dumb and Dumber

To take a massive diarrhea shit causing your feet rise up off the ground and cause uncontrollable high pitched moaning and groaning. Just like Harry in the movie "Dumb and Dumber."

Man, I just pulled a Dumb and Dumber

by totodrake September 30, 2009

Pulling a North Korea

To ejaculate without warning as if preempting a more meaningful, but highly unlikely ejaculation in the future, much as the communist-dictating does in handling its diplomacy.

For visual stimulations that might lead to pulling a North Korea, Google "Kim Jong Il lesbian".

I'm gonna pull a North Korea on your ass and fire a warning shot, without protection.

Careful, I'm prone to pulling a North Korea without protection when I get excited.

Pulling a North Korea is a sure-fire way to prevent a visit to Planned Parenthood.

Dood 1: "Dude, how'd your night go last night?"
Dood 2: "I got caught pulling a North Korea without protection."
Dood 1: "What happens when you get caught?"
Dood 2: "America comes in and destroys your ass."
Dood 1: "That could get messy."

by Dr. Oops November 30, 2010