scunt bag titty whore

Loud mouth, top heavy, tight clothes wearing bimbo usually found begging for drinks at the bar with so much cleavage showing it looks like a fat midget is mooning you through her halter top. Can be spotted from behind by her long dry ass frizzy hair, foot long cigarette, and loud cackle laughing. Known to threaten guys with a physical ass whooping, or in any bar sport such as darts or billiards once intoxicated. As the alcohol intake rises so will her hatred for all the men around her. At this point will begin cursing any man who walks by, as well as the random insults to women who are better looking than her. Upon a few more drinks the fit will pass, and she will end up showing her tits to, and blowing in the parking lot the next guy who buys her a drink. The guy will usually be at least twice her age and half her size. Once returning inside the bar she will find her ride has left her, and begin the rampage again only to end up crying and on the curb outside the bar bumming cigarettes, begging for a ride so she can pick up her four kids from her sisters house. You go girl.
damn dude what's that girls problem?

Shit that's just Cathy. She is a scunt bag titty whore. She thinks everyone wants to see her triple F tits, and distorted rose tattoo. Just keep your eye on her, three more drinks and she will have old gray beards nuts on her chin over there.

Oh I thought they were shooting an episode of Dogg the bounty Hunter up in this bitch or something.
by skeet skeetles July 20, 2013
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term used around Ireland for the process of buying four or more cans with some friends and drinking them in a public area (such as Galway's Spanish Arch). The bag in question must be a cheap plastic bag that stretches with the weight of the lovely cans. The cans can be anything other than orchard thieves or outcider
It's big bag of cans with the lads weather today who's up for walking to gala with me?

Lad 1: "Ah sham I'm dying after last night"
Lad 2: "Nothing a big fucking bag a cans with the lads won't fix"
Lad 1: "Dead right suiblic , send out a snap there to the boys"
by 8cansofdutch June 28, 2017
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Slut Bag McFuck Stick

The worlds funnest girl to be around but the worlds biggest tease she actually has a set of guy friends that she hangs out with and teases. but she gose to random partys at diffrent areas and hooks up with random people she carries possible cases of the clap and other shitty STI's.
person 1: dude i think the chick you guys hang out with all the time wants me?

Person 2: No dude she dose that to all of us....

Person 3: yea man its bullshit cuz the "Slut Bag Mcfuck stick" is hott!!!!

Person 4: yea no shit id hit it.

Everyone: me too!!!!!!

person 2: haha she probubly has the clap anyway.

person 4: well ill take one for the team.....

Everyone else: alright dude bed time youv had tomuch to drink.
by Walter Fishington September 21, 2010
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double paper bag ugly

When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs falls off!
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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New Orleans Tea Bag

To Tea Bag someone after dunking one's nuts in a toilet.
I gave Heidi the ol' New Orleans Tea Bag.
That's gross man.
Sure the hell is. What a slut.
by Jedi 007 October 12, 2005
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warm bag 'o' dicks

something that you use to slap assholes in the face.
Someone should really slap George Bush in the face with a "warm bag 'o' dicks".
by Fuck Face of DSP June 13, 2007
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you feel like shit , feel like death , feel really disturbed
Doug was out all night drinking I bet he feels like a bag of kittens on the way to the river.
by clyde12 January 11, 2008
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