Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do

Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms

by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024

Hyper-nut

When you but so fast a kid comes out.

I wouldn't have six kids if it weren't for hyper-nut

by Bubblestheharemking January 28, 2018

Nut Hut

A homosexual males rectum, (often prolapsed)

Freddie Mercury’s nut hut was quite sore after a long night out.

by StraightoutDaNutHut1972 March 12, 2025

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe

The greatest Red Hot Chili Peppers coverband in history! Some even say they are better than the Chili Peppers.

Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe, they are so hot right now! Zesty Jalapeño Nut Chafe!

by Big Karrot March 28, 2023

Done his nuts in

When a male has fallen head over heels for a female

Oh the poor bloke has done his nuts in

by Vivid28 January 28, 2025

nut rip

during sex when your about to nut you pinch the tip (hard) then your girl rips your nuts open for the semon to cum out that way

greg got nut ripped by samantha now he's int he hospital

by cave nut August 9, 2016

nut

Semen or cum, can also be used as a verb (I am nutting) NOTE not to be mistaken as food even though both taste great

A = hey bro whats that yoghurt
B = ITS MY NUT
A = protein filled me likey

by leader of the lizard people August 6, 2018