Offline friends

Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.

Online friend: What your plans for next week?

Person: Gonna see my offline friends!

by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2023

friends

something i dont have

-Why are you not hanging out with your friends?
-Mom, I am too annoying to have friends

by hahalonelyaf May 6, 2021

friends

I still don't know what they are too. I heard they're fun but I never met one.

What are friends?

by Johnny Lemon September 21, 2020

Best friend

Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.

*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*

by beanyyy May 2, 2022

binge friending

When you travel so much for work, you have to cram a month's worth of gossip, drinking, grooming, and shopping in 12 hours.

I wad binge friending Randi because I've been on back to back to back trips for the last 3 weeks.

by Billmesj May 9, 2018

it-friend

a significant other who requires non-binary gendered description

Look over there, it's Taylor and her it-friend.

by greenlantern69 October 18, 2021

the kid that has no friends

will

Girl 1 "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't that will?"
Girl 2 "Don't you mean the kid that has no friends"

by urmumgaekid June 21, 2021