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cat

A small carnivorous mammal made of 30% fur and 70% cat liquids.
Well known for being very squishy and liquid, the cat is the perfect companion for you, except if you are not up to fighting their sharp demon-like claws.
by cat_human March 26, 2022
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cat

a cute furry little animal that can be in all different shapes or sizes.
hey, do you have a cat?

yeah!

can i stroke it?

sure
!!!!!!!
by beaniebooandcatsarelife March 27, 2022
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Cat

Satan on earth. (most of the time) however can sometimes be cute cuddly fur blobs
"That cat wants to end mankind, and that one is a little itty bitty cuty booty."
by CheesyChuPapi March 29, 2022
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Cats

Born to kill and fuck up your day.
A Dumbass: I like Cats.
You A Normal person: Cats are demons.
by something 1192386713 March 29, 2022
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Cat Collector

A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”

Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
by DJ Gello September 13, 2021
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Cat Pfp’s

anyone with a cat pfp loves and wants to makeout with cross man.
“Oh I Have a Cat pfp’s? it just signifies i want to makeout with cross man.”
by Yicri September 15, 2021
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cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole
my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.
by an idiot :) September 16, 2021
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