When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
Get the nut shirtmug. Used as a gesture to a friend or person as a greeting or to get their attention. You can also used is Smack Balls, Touch tits, Smacky, Skippie
by ebbhead1973 April 13, 2010
Get the Smack Nutsmug. "Dying so good you nut." When an actor has a death scene and as they die they make a dramatic o-face.
by Vampire Man Lover December 3, 2022
Get the Death Nutmug. by siwnhs March 12, 2021
Get the No nut marchmug. A wet rag that has been dryed a little bit that is twirled around several times then slapping someone in the nuts, genitalia, genitals, testicles, groin, crotch, balls
Guy 1: “ man jack nut wiped me last night, and I still can’t think about it without my nuts hurting”
Guy 2: “ well you did squeeze his nuts last week for a minute or to”
Guy 2: “ well you did squeeze his nuts last week for a minute or to”
by Biggest brain December 12, 2022
Get the nut wipmug. 
When you’re giving a guy a blowjob while he’s sitting down, the balls create a natural bowl shape, enabling a shallow pool of precum and saliva to form. Then, once a formidable amount has built up, you deep throat him and slurp it all down.
by SteadyEddiethebigshypisces December 19, 2022
Get the Nut Butter Gazpachomug.