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when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.
by itsyab0i April 13, 2017
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drumline mom

the kindest member of the drumline; protected at all costs
Jobs include:
-answering the same question 10 times
-reminding everyone to put on sunscreen

-carrying extra earplugs
Does anyone know what we’re supposed to be doing?”

“Idk ask the drumline mom”
by Just me g November 3, 2019
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Chicago Cat Mom

A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex
Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."
by SpankyHanky69 August 23, 2020
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your mom

a woman to fuck In your free-time
I fucked your mom last night
oh no wonder why she's fucking pregnant :/
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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mom

someone that looks after you
mom can you make mac and cheese

sure honey bare
by yo mama is hot February 19, 2018
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sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."
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your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there
I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.
by pookieposts January 18, 2023
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