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Walk My Pokemon

The act of masturbation while wearing a wrist based pedometer (fitbit, apple watch, etc) and Adventure Sync configured in Pokémon Go.
This was a lovely dinner party, Shannon, but I must get home so I can walk my pokemon.
by meta-fucking-cortex May 5, 2020
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peeling my cuties

Using a razor or electric trimmer to shave or trim your nut sack.
"Hold up bro, just peeling my cuties real quick"

"OMG Becky, he's hot but he cut himself peeling his cuties"

"Bro can you look at my nuts real quick, I was peeling my cuties and think I missed a spot"
by ematz May 10, 2020
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the owner of my heart

i love matty healy periodt. HES THE OWNER OF MY HEART
by anonymous May 11, 2020
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Pepper my ass

Boy: I cheated on you

Girl: PEPPER MY ASS. GET OUT.
by _boska_malinowska_ May 25, 2020
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Petting my peeve

Another way to say “my pet peeve.” Leaves the phrase sounding a little provocative if you will or if one is so inclined open to interpretation.
Dang it ! shes really petting my peeve tonight!
by Estefuny?yes July 27, 2020
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2020 my pussy

When your girl wants you to fuck her pussy so hard that you destroy it.(most of the times it's enough to make a grown man cry from joy when he hears it)
Man comes back home from 8 hours of work exhausted and sees his wife waiting for him on the bed.
His wife:"Hey babe, I want you to 2020 my pussy"
Husband suddenly becomes as happy as a kid that is given ice cream and gains the energy to accomplish his mission.
by Geothegreat June 6, 2020
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2020 my ass

Something your partner says when he/she wants you to fuck them really hard from the ass and when you hear it you gain enough power to do what you were told to do no matter how bad your day was(something like the 2020my ass).
Man comes back home from 8 hours of work exhausted and sees his partner waiting for him on the bed.
His partner:"Hey babe, I want you to 2020 my ass"
Husband suddenly becomes as happy as a kid that is given ice cream and gains the energy to accomplish his mission
by Geothegreat June 6, 2020
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