double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022

Double Parked

When you take a crap on top of someone else's unflushed dump.

"I had to go really bad, but the shitter was plugged with someone's turd. So I just double parked it."

by Back Alley Creeper. December 10, 2024

Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023

double mary

Taking a hit of marijuana(Mary) from a bong filled with Bloody Mary.

*** If you're bold enough, take the hit and drink the Bloody Mary right after.

Bro, last night was wild! I did a Double Mary. Just when I was done taking the hit of Mary, I started drinking down the Bloody, and things got super high! Afterwards I had to hit the solo rollo to come back.

by Boudini April 18, 2017

Double buttjob

When two women put their butts together and in between is a man's penis. They twerk on each other with him in between until he ejaculates. They jerk him off with their posteriors

As a birthday present for her husband, she and her friend gave him a double buttjob

by Mason 1170 July 27, 2016

double joe

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He rolled a double joe.

by anonymous July 19, 2022

Downhill Double Dipper

A sexual position encountered during a threesome or Menage a Trois involving two men and one woman. The shorter male is standing with the female's legs on his shoulders while he performs oral sex on her. Meanwhile, the female is slanted downwards performing oral sex on the taller of the two men. The two men should be standing facing each other with the female slanted in between.

1) Yo homie, I heard that Ralph was doing a Downhill Double Dipper the other night. He said it was crazy!

2) Did you see that chick when she was Downhill Double Dippin'?! She is very talented.

by olds007 July 10, 2010