ass wipe

Toilet paper.

"Dude, we're almost out...get some more ass wipe at the store!"

by x January 22, 2003

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ass monkey

Small monkey like creatures the size of leprichauns who crawl around your ass while your asleep. ass monkeys usually wedgie guys in tighty whites or chicks wearing g's or thongs. As monkers are also the reason lint appears in your ass. If you capture an ass monkey it will play poker with you.

*Chick* I got such a wedgie last night
*guy* Me to, I blame ass monkeys
*Chick* You were tighy whites? You a fag nerd

by PAki chan June 9, 2005

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ass chugger

Noun. A person, usually a male of the homosexual persuasion, who enjoys imbibing liquids that have been funneled into the anus of another person (typically another male homosexual) and briefly retained inside the person of the latter before being expelled into the former's mouth, either in short bursts or a constant stream.

I read on the 'Net that George Bush was a real ass chugger as a member of Skull & Bones at Yale.

by Tunmy AuGratin July 11, 2006

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ass glitter

The sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. Such sparkles cannot be removed by your average soap or shower! Ass Glitter may also contain a cotton candy scent.
Damn

Jonny your covered in Ass Glitter from the strip club last night! Your wife is so gonna kick your ass!

by Dr. Bohan September 22, 2008

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