Penis friends

Friends that have seen each others penises on more than one occasion, and thus their friendship has gotten stronger. Once you’re penis friends with someone, nothing you do together involving the penis is considered gay.

Hey did you know that Cameron and Zack were penis friends?

Woah really? They must be real chill

by Invertedguy44 October 15, 2023

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Queef Penis

When your significant other farts on your dick

Luke- Bro my girl queef penised me
Nelson- So not ferd muck muck
Luke- It smelled so bad
Nelson- I bet

by wadewiggins October 15, 2023

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penis gazer

Some who peaks over the divider to look at your junk

Hay stop looking at my penis gazer

by Slurped buttface October 20, 2023

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Penis

The long worm between your legs

Person: “She sucked my penis last night”
Person 2: “Don’t u mean a gummy worm?”

by PenisUser1 October 24, 2023

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Jabeer's Penis Pills

This is a pill that makes you throb so hard, it jolts out your pants and rips a hole where your veiny meat stick should be. Jabeer really needs them though... So don't take too many! Also take one of Anas' Condoms!

I stole some of Jabeer's Penis Pills! I've never been harder!

by Gabeeb October 31, 2023

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