what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

What-me-not

Non-functional piece of furniture or ornament.

My grandmother's house was full of what-me-nots.

by Paw-Paw in the Pass May 13, 2005

What for?

for what reason?

You're buying a new car? What for? Your old one is still in good shape.

by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024

erm what the sigma

erm what the sigma is used as a term to identify the expression of being shocked at a weird thing

Bob: "I GYATT to see the third graders"
Kanye: "Erm what the sigma"

by Primski May 9, 2024

What ya say?

Hey, what are you up to friend?

*Incoming Call from Person B*

Person A: "Hello?"

Person B: "What ya say?"

Person A: "Nothing much comrade, what you up to?"

by theDudeYouNevaKnow August 11, 2022

What the goodness

An extra clean version of literally any other cuss word.

Anybody: (*Is jokingly, mildly insulted*): What the goodness, man?

by Procrastinating right now June 7, 2020

What-the-fucking

What-the-fucking is when you bang to some of the wierdest porn on the Internet.

"Ahh man, I and Amy were what-the-fucking for HOURS this weekend. I knew she was perfect but when she asked for that? Put a RING on it!""You're both fucked up, man..."

by Tea-Duh-Veal October 13, 2018