Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

kids

a waste of time

mom 1: "yeah I have 10 kids."
mom 2: "how do you feed all of them?"
mom 1: "I don't."

by poggersgotbanned January 26, 2021

KID

A way of insulting your children.
Also none as baby goat or child.

Come along kids.
Bah, to you to kid.

by Shaddow fox January 27, 2021

new clothes kids

two people who are buying new clothes together

“hey i’ve just bought a load of clothes”
“oh cool i was just about to as well!!”
“nice! we’re totally new clothes kids right now”

by NOTzoerjane January 27, 2021

Bow Kid

The Luigi of A Hat In Time. Basically the same as Hat Kid, but with very curly hair and dark skin.

“Hey, have you tried a Bow Kid run in AHiT?”
“Oh, that girl that got cancelled before she even existed in the game?”
“Yeah...”

by CCKat January 30, 2021

fortnite kid

some annoying shit a 8 year old says to another 8 year old

youre a fortnite kid you play fortnite, haha shit game

by popzicle February 4, 2021

Gang beast kid

A kid who hasn't let go of gang beasts

Jim: wanna gang beasts
Tyler: you still play that gang beast kid

by I. Hate. Gaynite February 5, 2021