pram paste

A common colloquial for spunk.

I shot my hot pram paste all over her bum.

by willynilly September 28, 2013

half pass

Using only half the useful width of a farm implement.

"Make a half pass with that disk to cut those clods up some more."

by npokpr October 15, 2013

hand paste

Another term for a man's demon seed.

After I finish masturbating, I play with the hand paste and make myself sticky.

by backdrft76 October 20, 2013

kinky pastry chef

A pastry chef that uses ingredients from her work for sexual purposes, common in porn.

i totally went out with a kinky pastry chef once, it was magical.

by JP189512 January 13, 2014

Condom Pasta

1. A mispronunciation of "Condosta"
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.

Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.

The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.

by H-Jew July 26, 2014

birthday pass

A get out of jail free pass on someone's birthday or until they celebrate it

*does something stupid*
"BIRTHDAY PASS"

by Likmaniplets February 17, 2015

Purple Passion Punch

Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.

Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.

Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.

Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.

Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.

by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015