fresh off the press

clothes you have just purchased and now are wearing it without washing

David: Cool shirt!
Ryan: Fresh off the press!
David: Umm? Okay.

by crazylm33 January 12, 2012

break yourself off

Masterbate

Can you break yourself off for me?!

by Matadorgirl December 8, 2021

fuck your tits off

A catch phrase used by Louis C.K. when talking to his wife, Kim. From The series "Lucky Louie"
It means he wants to put his weener in her.

"I'm gonna fuck your tits off" (pushes Kim into the closet and shuts the door)

by Misters Danny Dutra and Dickball Macleod September 19, 2008

drop off the kids at the pool

To take a dump.. Wait a minute, you don't take them... You leave them!

Hand me the sports page.. I gotta go drop off the kids at the pool!

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

off the hizzle dizzle

A retarded version of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

by Eminem February 19, 2003

brush your shoulders off

Choosing to take a less confrontational path in the face of hate and adversity.

Instead of instigating a violent meeting Matt brushed his shoulders off and walked away.

by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

drop the kids off at the pool

to take a shit.

"damn boy! i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool!"

by Jeff Machuta December 19, 2008