Accidental gay nut

When you nut to a seemingly hot chick only to realize it was a dude

"DUDE you're so gay you masturbate to males"
"Bro I thought it was a chick, it was an accidental gay nut"

by idiotperson February 28, 2017

National Gay Day

November 24th is national gay day if you say no homo even once joe Biden will eat your first born alive, don’t worry about having socks on when you cuddle with the homies, whatever you do on November 24th Isn’t gay. But if you’re born on November 24th you’re just gay

National gay day

Innocent child: NO JAMES STOP

James: it’s November 24th it’s fine

Innocent child: oh go ahead

by HairyCheeseBalls November 3, 2019

evil-gay-person

literally the best person ever to exist

" oh whos evil-gay-person on tumblr ? "

literally the best person to ever exist

by moogreyson March 29, 2023

Doing Gay With A Fish

A fish sucking you off.

(and yes the fish is indeed gay)

Me: I like Doing Gay With A Fish.

Fish: OK Honey.

by Gay_Fish December 7, 2018

Golden Gay Bridge

1. As seen in the Youtube video with over 40 million views called “Kids React to Gay Marriage” on the REACT channel, a child calls the bridge the golden gay bridge and we have decided this is the new name for marriage between the same gender.

2. The holiest of rainbows.

Guy One: Dude, I’m gonna do the Golden Gay Bridge.
Guy Two: About time you proposed to him!

Girl One: Look, it’s the Golden Gay Bridge.
Girl Two: Our rainbow mistletoe.

by wow hi August 24, 2018

I am not gay

The gayest lie a person can say. You're hella gay, just admit it dude!

Person A :"Dude stop. I am not gay!"

Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."

by alifoxy September 1, 2018

gay boy mcgee

the insult of all insults

Person 1: You suck and your opinion is trash.
Person 2: You are a Gay Boy McGee
Person 1: *implodes and fucking dies*

by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenisThe2nd October 5, 2018