How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

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tossing the fat

Eat out some who is morbidly obese

You know Sharon? Yeah, her and I where tossing the fat last night.

by If 35253353464 April 11, 2024

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fat tub of shit

an absolute fucking truck who never puts down the fork. stop fucking eating fat cunt.

Zok, put down the twinkie, that's your 8th one you fat tub of shit. Stop raping little boys.

by blackmonke21 April 16, 2024

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fat white john

a very fat white girl that is usually very popular with hellcat driving blacks

“look jamal just pickup that fat white john in his hellcat “

by cj2k24 April 22, 2024

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Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

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Hawaiian Fat Roll

When you find a lady, one that is at least 315 pounds, then proceed to take a loose shit and smear it in the crevices of her “love handles”. After this is done you can then go to have sex with her shitty love handles.

Damn did you hear about Carson doing a Hawaiian Fat Roll with Tabatha last night?

by Chance Lance April 24, 2024

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