Cunted

The act of being fucked up, fucked over or just in a fucked situation.

1sted used by Chris Thomson of Sawtell, NSW, Australia

"Dude, he just got cunted by that!!"
"This bill has me cunted"

by Sir Yogi Wan December 15, 2019

cauliflower cunt

An infection around the genitals that looks like little trees on a cauliflower .

Dr sent Steph from quid shop to GUM for treatment. She's got cauliflower cunt . Looks like a forest the little growths look like oak trees

by Brat wife December 21, 2023

Hillbilly Cunt

A redneck chick who has no sense.

You're nothing but a Hillbilly Cunt!

by Lulu of Carlton February 8, 2022

spin cunt

A means of telling someone to fuck off

Somebody comes towards you but you don't like and you say to them "spin cunt"
fuck off

by Holly what! March 19, 2016

Thunder cunt

A woman who is a two-faced, backstabbing, hoe, that has no feelings for anyone but wants any type of attention even if they have to pretend to kill them selves to get it.

"God shes such a thunder cunt!"

by Nottoday41 July 31, 2018

dodgy cunt

Noddy

Noddy is a dodgy cunt.

by Erik jefferson August 28, 2016

Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

by TheWalto December 12, 2016