Penis Nigga

If all niggas come from penis (Cum), then, by extension, we are all penis niggas.

John: "If i came from my dads balls, am I not a penis nigga?"
Traquavious: "Bro did you just say nigga?"

by jass10006 December 12, 2023

Micro penis

A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.

My friend Andrew Dalimore has a micro penis-Beau

by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021

Penis

It's a rare species often living in your mother's bed.

Me, a 7 year old boy: "My mom's bed is full of penises!"
My teacher: "..........."

by what's a penis? February 2, 2023

Peni

When there are more than one penis in a room

The room was filled with peni

by Peni_ lover December 13, 2017

penis

a penis has a sad life, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Brayden has a small penis

by the sexiest guy on the fucking May 13, 2019

Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.

"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"

by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023

penis

i have one of those

my penis

by hiesjoe September 25, 2020