Long Live The New Flesh

Some pretentious, deep allegory used in David Cronenberg’s 1983 film “Videodrome” starring James Woods and Debbie Harry of Blondie.
Nicki: “Just come to me Max, come to Nicki… watch, I’ll show you how. It‘s easy.”

(Television does some gnarly magic trick)

Max: (Raising literal handgun to his head) “Long live the new flesh.”
by LafufuLover69 March 02, 2024
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Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.
"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"
by hans_chavez June 05, 2024
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New Wave Nintendodrone

A nintendodrone that hasn't owned any consoles older than the gamecube. These are less uncommon as in the new age of gaming most people conclude that all Nintendo games are for children. These gamers have sifted through the useless junk of gaming and found the jewels that many people don't appreciate, some of these games being the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker and the Metroid Prime series.
New Wave Nintendodrone: Man I would do ANYTHING to get mewtwo in super smash bros 4!!! I can't wait for the HD Legend of Zelda either.

Nintendodrone: HD? Games are obviously better quality when they are pixelated because it makes the game makers have to be more creative and stuff! THE NES IS GOD!!!!

Casual gamer: What's a NES?

Normal Human being: What's a mewto?
by H0nest MAn November 26, 2014
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Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.
Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.
by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 16, 2012
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New Fashioned Thumb Around

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.
Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.
by Jumbo Jackson November 09, 2019
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new jersey khaki

Wife: "My nephews birthday party is tomorrow, what are you wearing?" Husband: *New Jersey khaki"
by Thunderboogie November 25, 2015
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The New Plague

The New Plague is another term for aids theat GWAR(the best death-metal band ever) first used in a song entitled The New Plague to tell how he got aids
"Im just a person, and ive got The New Plague;
I dont know how i got this way;
I drank some whiskey, went and got laid;
now im a person jus a person with aids!"
-by GWAR, the best death-metal band ever!!!(probobly the best band overall biatch!)
by oderus orungus March 05, 2007
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