Mom

The lovely and sophisticated lady who gave birth to me and who will love me 4 ever

I love you Mom!

by big headed jay October 21, 2019

MOM

A person who gave birth to you.sometimes you ike her and someties you dont,and sometimes you dont have one if you dont im sorry.And if shes a christain good luck not wanting to go to church

mom:go clean your room !!!!
Daughter/son:No!!
Mom:spanks you lol

by EPIC_CORPSEHUSBAND- LOVER4484 November 08, 2020

mom

worst fear to Asians

my mom is gonna kill me because i did'int do my dishes

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

MOM

AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL WOMAN, ABLE TO TURN A F*CKING FLIP-FLOP INTO A WEAPON. ALSO KNOWN AS THE “WOMAN OF ARGUEMENT”, ABLE TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH UNBELIEVEABLE FORCES.

“MOM: LOOKS LIKE YOU FAILED YOUR TEST… YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW. *GRABS OUT FLIP-FLOP (OR ATOMIC BOMB FOR YOUR ASS)*

by 😂👉💀 December 14, 2024

mom

A good pearson oofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

mom i love you

by ToeTally-sparta April 13, 2020

Mom

Crazy person so singularly driven to not bend or break her moral compass as to spend months isolated physically while entombed in an electronic prison. Mom’s do crazy shit when there’s a bully on the playground. Didn’t abandon anyone. Never stopped fighting. Had no means of communication and no friends to call. It’s all good though. Moms are cool.

“Mom is one psycho-ass bitch about getting to the bottom of this barrel full of shit.”

by Pussinbootsalaska May 03, 2020

Mom

Some dumbass who pushed you out of her vigina and gives you trauma also buys you stuff .

Sorry I have to stay home mom Said I cannot leave.

by Ayyyo it’s cupid January 12, 2022