Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.

Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.

by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011

Captain Jack's Crew

A dude and a chick that have been fucked by the same guy.

Girl: "You see that guy with the snake tattoo? I totally shagged him last night!"

Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"

Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."

by death the fox September 2, 2011

Gray Jacked

Sexing a person to death through relentless thrusting of the pelvic girdle

Pathologist: I'm afraid detective, she was Gray Jacked to death

by Kageybaby September 8, 2011

Jack

King Kong Balls.

Look some balls, kinda like King Kong Balls

Jack

by LegChef November 22, 2021

jack strachan

The kind of guy who is very sweet and nice, but has a pea brain. Too carefree and reckless he would actually get on your nerves. Seems simple and kind at first but often turns out to be manipulative. Last but not least he’s the type of guy who would ghost you after using you for however he benefits. No matter what he still manages to leave an impact on that some other person’s life, with all his weird charms.

From beloved KC

Jack Strachan…..The master of all the airing

by Kacyyy November 22, 2021

Jack

A hopeless romantic Jack is. He can be funny and caring to his friends. Will do many crazy things that others would call it weird. But Jack doesn't care. He lives his life to the fullest. Jack will have a crush on everyone he knows. If you know a Jack the chances are is that he's had a crush on you. If you like Jack its very easy to tell if he likes you. He's extremely open about his sexual life and he'll even tell you when he is felling horny.

Example 1:
Person: What up Jack?
Jack: Nothing much *cough cough* Just think about u
Person: What did you say? I didn't hear you
Jack: Its a nice day today!

Example 2:
Person: the sun is hot

Jack: cough chough just like you
person: what?
Jack: n-nothing *blushes*

by Doggin' November 22, 2021

Jack W Kunkler

Talented at everything! Brings happiness to all! Nature lover! Loves to laugh!!

Hell yeah Jack w Kunkler is here!

by Jbobskins November 22, 2021