fart

Up for interpretation.

Waiter: How's the soup?
Customer: Someone farted in that!
Waiter: Huh???
Customer: Merp

by burtz's.bee March 6, 2023

Piss-fart

A word to describe someone doing something unhelpful, or nothing at all. Usually slang used in Australia. Term is followed up by ‘around’

Similar phrases include ‘mess around’ and ‘do f*ck all’

“Yeah I did nothing but piss-fart around for an hour”
“What are you doing? Piss-farting around?”

by Zipes July 23, 2023

Blood fart

When a girl is on her menstrual cycle and farts.

Damn that blood fart was wet.

by YoshiGo January 3, 2021

apple fart

Shoving a apple in ur ass

No go apple fart in my ass

by Fuck u banana November 15, 2017

i farted

the word I farted means I want to be fucked by a submissive femboy immediately

"i want black dick in my mouth right now oh shit i farted"

by Killer fish killer fish from February 15, 2023

fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics

We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away

by Sporty75 March 6, 2022

Fart in the mud

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.

You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.

by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022